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Run on a wooden leg, toe-poke it, slide tackle. Nobody said it would be pretty.
this game wants your phone sideways. go on, turn it.
plays fine with your thumb
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Run on a wooden leg, toe-poke it, slide tackle. Nobody said it would be pretty.
this game wants your phone sideways. go on, turn it.
plays fine with your thumb
Ragdoll physics football: run, jump, charge your shot and slide-tackle your opponent to the ground. Everyone is a wooden-legged puppet that can barely stay upright, and the rule changes every goal: beach ball, moon gravity, tilted pitch, dog on the field, blackout, square ball, two-on-two sharing one set of buttons. Slow-motion replay of every goal, radio-style commentary, sad trombone for own goals. A five-opponent championship against the CPU, or two players on the same phone.
Two wooden-legged puppets, one ball and two goals. You run, jump, kick and slide-tackle, and whatever happens after the command is up to the physics. First to 5 goals takes the match. In the championship there are five opponents, one per pitch, each one with the machine a step better.
Keyboard: player 1 walks with A and D, jumps with W and kicks with S or space; player 2 walks with ← →, jumps with ↑ and kicks with ↓ or Enter. Alone against the machine, both halves are yours. On screen, by finger or mouse, each player gets walk, jump and kick buttons on their own half, and your thumb slides between the arrows without lifting.
Holding jump goes higher. Holding kick charges the leg, and releasing sends the ball harder and higher; the foot glows while it charges. A slide tackle is two quick taps on kick while running: it knocks down anyone in the way, but leaves you on the ground for a moment. Your head only really heads the ball while you're rising in a jump.
With chaos on, the first round is plain football; from the second goal on, every kickoff draws a new rule: beach ball, moon gravity, a pitch tilted against whoever is winning, blackout, square ball, dog on the field, two per team on the same buttons. Turn it off in the menu to play football only.
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